
Monthly Archive for January, 2007
100% correct on last week’s solution.
This week:


THE OTHER NEWS
Yesterday:
I was hit by a cab while riding my bike home from work. I flew over his hood and out into the middle of Chicago Avenue in front of Japonais. I am ok.
To be enjoyed in order. Wonderfully nuanced performances by the cavemen, particularly in the last one which only makes sense after viewing the others. In other words, don’t watch that one first. That’s why I placed it at the bottom.
I must clarify that I do NOT have any ties whatsoever to Geico or any other big, evil company featured on this site. I just find these ads amusing. Don’t buy their insurance if you don’t want to. I don’t have it. So there you go.
I do not, however, support the decision to make this into a TV show. Don’t worry, it won’t last.
Last week’s solution was right on.
100% accurate.
The solution to this week’s puzzle:


Part 1 in a series of puzzle predictions. Is this legal? I don’t know.
The solution won’t be on newsstands until Thursday, but this is what I am going with. If you have a different answer for one of the clues, I’d sure like to hear about it.

“Eye just want to say Eye’m honored to be here today with you Geovrybody.”
My pleasure I, love those lashes. Maybe it’s Maybelline?
“(blink blink)”

Life Lesson #1
Every moment of every day can and will be immortalized with the help of the internet’s photographic memory.
So unless you’d prefer to discover something like this in four years, I’d suggest going with something safe & clever for your next Halloween costume.
But you know what?
Fuck it.
Yeah. And you know what else?

(photos courtesy of J.Dunn)

