Monthly Archive for January, 2007




How to Handle




Jan 26th Inkwell & other news

100% correct on last week’s solution.

This week:

THE OTHER NEWS

Yesterday:

I was hit by a cab while riding my bike home from work. I flew over his hood and out into the middle of Chicago Avenue in front of Japonais. I am ok.




Kodak - Winds Of Change

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This guy deserves an award. Shame this was only an internal video.




James Earl Vader

In his most memorable role(s).

Star Wars video with soundbites from various James Earl Jones films.
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Geico Caveman Ads

To be enjoyed in order. Wonderfully nuanced performances by the cavemen, particularly in the last one which only makes sense after viewing the others. In other words, don’t watch that one first. That’s why I placed it at the bottom.

I must clarify that I do NOT have any ties whatsoever to Geico or any other big, evil company featured on this site. I just find these ads amusing. Don’t buy their insurance if you don’t want to. I don’t have it. So there you go.

I do not, however, support the decision to make this into a TV show. Don’t worry, it won’t last.

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Ink Well ‘Perfect Score’

Last week’s solution was right on.

100% accurate.

The solution to this week’s puzzle:




SPOILER: this week’s Ink Well answers

Part 1 in a series of puzzle predictions. Is this legal? I don’t know.

The solution won’t be on newsstands until Thursday, but this is what I am going with. If you have a different answer for one of the clues, I’d sure like to hear about it.




Up Close With Eye

“Eye just want to say Eye’m honored to be here today with you Geovrybody.”

My pleasure I, love those lashes. Maybe it’s Maybelline?

“(blink blink)”




Geovrything Matters

Life Lesson #1

Every moment of every day can and will be immortalized with the help of the internet’s photographic memory.

So unless you’d prefer to discover something like this in four years, I’d suggest going with something safe & clever for your next Halloween costume.

But you know what?

Fuck it.

Yeah. And you know what else?

(photos courtesy of J.Dunn)